Rally America: The Oregon Trail Rally

Flat Pedals

What do all these super-better-than-me World Cup riders have in common? Check out their foot position in all three pictures.

Shit man, if they can't get their feet in the right spot, what hope is there for me?






























































Steve Smith has the ultimate: Huge preload with only heels on the pedals? Check.

I'm going to enjoy my clips this weekend at Angel Fire. Be there or be square.

METAL MONDAY!

fire in your ear holes.

READY TO RACE

WARNING! from TEAM ROBOT

Street gaps

What could go wrong?

Looch kills

It's official, Looch is the man.

The Luchador won the Jr. X category in Virginia this weekend. In winning both of the World Champs qualifier races, it's official, Luciano will be traveling with Team USA to the World Championships in Australia this year.























See if you can spot the retarded robot in this picture (hint: holding a cowbell).



P.S. Senor Luciano won the race with a FLAT FRONT TIRE.

Your team sucks

If you read our blog:

You suck.

People on pinkbike

How normal people build dirt jumps:

Washington Trails BMX from 18 miles on Vimeo.

How people on pinkbike/Canadians build dirt jumps

Luciano Worl on Evil

That's right whoever reads our crappy blog, Looch will be riding an Evil Revolt at the Pro GRT, Fluidride Cup, and the World Championships.






















P.S. if you read our blog you suck.

Metal Monday: Anal Cunt

You Are A Good Food Critic

your last name's weinstein and your first name's jay
you're a food critic and you're fucking gay
you have more hair on your face than you have on your head
pretty soon you'll have a.i.d.s. and you'll be fucking dead

[chorus:]
you are a food critic [x4]

you're old enough-to have bought "let it be" when it was new
you're bald enough-to blind a bird you fucking jew
you're gay enough-to go out with liberace
you're gay enough-you fucking fag
i'm 22,you're 33 and you go to school with me
jay weinstein is a gay bald jew with a beard

From the album "I Like It When You Die" (1997).

Metal Monday?

No.

Fluidride Cup/Pro GRT: It was rad

Patrick shouldered a tree, I watched Aaron pedal his balls off into the last berm (which he annihilated), and I crashed really hard in Quali's.


Results:

16th Cat 1 for Patrick

8th Cat 1 for the Baaron

19th Pro for me


In other news, Luciano BEAT EVERY OTHER JUNIOR for the Juior X win. That's amazing. Just to put things in perspective, Luciano beat:

Chris Heath
Eric Loney
Casey Northern
Graeme Pitts
Neko Mulally
Waylon Smith
Kieran Bennett
Boe Mcgee
Kevin Bartkowski
Jon Wilson
Naish Ulmer
Mike Haderer
Hank Cadle
Tyler Mccaul
John Hauer

















Phil Wiering also got top 10. Booyah.


-Chaz