Two douches and a footjam

Douche. You could easily miss one of the finer details of this picture, because only the thorough and vigilant douche-eye will pick up the faint Alpinestars graphic on his T-shirt. Perfect.















Douche. By the way, you might want to go easy on the rockstar stickers next time, boss. Again, please note T-shirt selection.
















Sick footjam. Total bummer. Again, note his hand going for the maxle, in desperation. Excellent timing.

Now you git sum

While watching the following videos, you will master such skills as

Advanced cycling techniques:



and

Shaking 'em up:


And yes, as far as I can tell, that guy in the cycling posture video is dead serious.

Funny talking, good riding

Now, you know I don't speak Spanish. But whether I can understand those crazy folks or not, that might be the coolest downhill track ever. Did you see how open the lines were, and haw raw the track was? It was rougher than shit. AND it was steep. AND long. And it even had a signature "go watch people die" section.

As Patrick would say, "It's the bomb."

You suck if you're not laughing

On the other hand, you're on TeamRobot, so you probably suck even if you are laughing.

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New favorite site

I love:

Movies, Inspiration, Montages, and Bill Pullman



Your Team sucks.

Love Charlie

P.S. Merry Christmas

Ben Reid!

two of my favorites 1. Alex Rankin ( best DH movies ever) 2. Ben Reid ( smallest and bestest irish DH racer ever)
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Badass