Douche off:

A message to all Canadians:

You're doing it wrong:























Congratulations to whoever built this. You have in your hands the most highly polished turd in the world.

Metal Monday

Rip DIO:



Obviously his best work:

WARNING! from Team Robot

Heck yeah lasers can reflect off camera lenses.

Bloodsport the band

Follow this link to check out Jean Cluade Van Damme's newest project. Just be sure to turn on some slayer before you do.























This is also sweet. It's artwork for a fake B-movie contest. Unfortunately it was deemed too controversial, so of course the artist was banned from the contest in the name of bummertown.

Maribor quali's

Check it out: Steve Smith and Luke Strobel in 5th and 6th place for Quali's. I'm pretty sure that's the best result either one has had to date. Sick! Evil for the win!

Top 20 Men:

1 Sam Hill (Aus) Monster Energy / Specialized / Mad Catz 3:20.47 0
2 Brendan Fairclough (GBr) Monster Energy / Specialized / Mad Catz 3:22.58 2.11
3 Greg Minnaar (RSA) Santa Cruz Syndicate 3:23.46 2.99
4 Gee Atherton (GBr) Commencal 3:25.14 4.67
5 Steve Smith (Can) MS Evil Racing 3:26.69 6.22
6 Luke Strobel (USA) MS Evil Racing 3:28.41 7.94
7 Josh Bryceland (GBr) Santa Cruz Syndicate 3:28.44 7.97
8 Ben Reid (Irl) Dirt Norco Race Team 3:29.61 9.14
9 Damien Spagnolo (Fra) Mondraker Factory Team 3:29.99 9.52
10 Samuel Blenkinsop (NZl) Lapierre International 3:30.14 9.67
11 Steve Peat (GBr) Santa Cruz Syndicate 3:30.39 9.92
12 Justin Leov (NZl) Trek World Racing 3:30.45 9.98
13 Cameron Cole (NZl) Team Maxxis-Rocky Mountain 3:30.97 10.5
14 Fabien Pedemanaud (Fra) Scott 11 3:31.04 10.57
15 Bernat Guardia Pascual (Esp) Massi Team 3:31.39 10.92
16 Bryn Atkinson (Aus) 3:31.59 11.12
17 Aurélien Giordanengo (Fra) Mondraker Factory Team 3:31.95 11.48
18 Danny Hart (GBr) Giant Factory Team 3:32.12 11.65
19 Marc Beaumont (GBr) GT Bicycles 3:32.71 12.24
20 Joris Bigoni (Fra) 3:32.91 12.44

HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP

NaPalm is selling off his old bikes. When Troy Lee asked him what paint job he wanted for his bikes, did he just say "Liberty?"

Fire Tree

Every year after Christmas we save ou8r Christmas Tree. Christmas trees are very flammable. Somebody driving up our street thought the forest was on fire. Oops.

Everything is Terrible

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Classic

Audio only:

Foot Down sound bite  Animal House sound bites

Lock the Taskbar

Surrender to your inner nerd:

http://i.cooltrainer.org/Flash/lockthetaskbar.swf

Karma

Hans Rey is a legend, a status that's well earned, but even legends have to pay after mistakes like the Telonix Tire:





Seriously, what is up with those side knobs?






















Why even put the little knobs there? Why not just all big blocks? Seriously.

Team Robot skatepark shredding

Team Robot got out for a ride on Saturday and we did some shredding at the local skatepark. Here's the video. We got sick: