Great news!!

Hey everyone, guess what? Monster Energy hoodies are 50% off at Chain Reaction right now! Stoked, bro!

Kovarik rides the way we all wish we could

He might not have always won, but I'd be willing to bet that for 10 years or so everyone else on the World Cup circuit would watch Kovarik and wish they could ride like him.



Chris Kovarik makes you look like a pussy. Whoever you are.

How-to

The Baaron strikes again

Aaron's been building dirt jumps down in Salt Lake during the week, and helping with the Park City jumps on his weekends. The final produxt in Park City is pretty sick. No clips of the Baaron, but a cool overview of some sweet jumps. I rode the old version of the park (pre-bulldoze), and the new version is WAAAAY better.



Nice work, Baaron. Team Robot for life.

Don't... just, don't

There's a lot of things that are really good about this picture. But... there are a few very important things that are not so hot. Like the instant decapitator case deck.

Next time you think you can save yourself some shovel time by building something out of wood, ESPECIALLY A LANDING, simply follow rule #2:


Rule #2: DON'T.

Vories+Gwin= solid interview

No sarcasm here. This is actually a really good interview. I think picking Vories to interview Gwin was a really smart move. I watched all 14 minutes and felt pretty good about the world after watching. Pinkbike, you did good on this video.

metal monday

TEAM-ROBOT wants you! ..... to kill yourself.

A message to Kyle Thomas:

Actual headline:

"Biggest sperm bank in the world tells redheads: keep your semen, no one wants it"

The world's largest sperm bank is telling redheads to keep their semen.

Demand for ginger-haired donors is so low that Cryos International says they needn't bother donating.

"There are too many redheads in relation to demand," Ole Schou, the director of Cryos, told the Danish newspaper, Ekstrabladet, according to London's Telegraph.

Men with scarlett manes sell "like hot cakes" in Ireland, Schou said, but that's about it.

"I do not think you choose a redhead, unless the partner - for example, the sterile male - has red hair, or because the lone woman has a preference for redheads," he said, the Telegraph reported. "And that's perhaps not so many, especially in the latter case."

Men with brown hair and brown eyes are very popular, Schou noted.

Cryos ships sperm to more than 65 countries around the world, and donors can score up to $500 for their semen.

msheridan@nydailynews.com; or follow him at Twitter.com/NYDNSheridan

Blatant stealing

When you hear someone say: "Imitation is the best form of flattery"

What they're really saying is: "I'm an asshole attempting to rationalize my theft of another person's idea."



Eddy-Merkin is killing it at life, so I just stole this video off their site. Eddy Merkin, consider yourself flattered. You're welcome.






Speaking of Eddy Merkin, their chief reporter on the ground, Verg, is down in Vegas keepin it real. Here's an example of when interbike can be good:





And here's an example of when interbike can be awesome:



She will be the first to die in the robot apocalypse.