Thursday, May 17, 2012

Things you can't do

There are people who can do all of the things listed below. Statistically speaking, you're probably not one of them.


Things you can't do #1: Scrub.



Above: Ian Morrison, one of four or five riders who can actually scrub, going down with the ship at Whistler

Below: a Venn Diagram reiterating that you are probably not one of those four or five riders


























Things you can't do #2: Nose manual.



Above: an actual nose manual

Below: your nose manual

























Things you can't do #3: Build "the sickest jumps ever." You probably you can't ride them, either.



Above: The sickest jumps ever

Below: "The sickest jumps ever"

Your team




















Things you can't do #4: Break those cuffs.

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2 comments:

  1. Sneeky PMay 18, 2012 at 3:05 PM

    Chazz- you need to hit Rampage this year. And I don't mean playing Hacky Sack in the parking lot (like you usually do).......I mean doing tuck no-handers off the BIG drops bro. Only then you can claim: "I can't do" such and such

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  2. AnonymousMay 22, 2012 at 11:26 AM

    You can't even do tables. Or scrubs. Or nose manuals for that matter. Stop sucking robot.

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