You are a kindred spirit, I am hopeful that our first interaction will not be a disappointing one. Come race with me in Bootleg, I am a fellow pro racer and will present stiff competition to the robots with my cyborg digestive and endocrine systems. Although I cannot dream to beat your masterfully manufactured fully robotic physique/frame, I only wish to have the chance to race you and have the opportunity to know what it feels like to be squashed by the biggest shoes in downhill. Please race the Nevada State Champs! <3 Your foreign friend Adam Ishay
You're welcome Charlie. You should race at Bootleg next weekend so I can finally meet you in person and see the man behind the blog of my dreams...
ReplyDeleteGuy whose name starts with an "A," you will be disappointed when you meet me.
ReplyDeleteI can confirm your impending disappointment.
ReplyDeleteYou are a kindred spirit, I am hopeful that our first interaction will not be a disappointing one. Come race with me in Bootleg, I am a fellow pro racer and will present stiff competition to the robots with my cyborg digestive and endocrine systems. Although I cannot dream to beat your masterfully manufactured fully robotic physique/frame, I only wish to have the chance to race you and have the opportunity to know what it feels like to be squashed by the biggest shoes in downhill. Please race the Nevada State Champs!
ReplyDelete<3 Your foreign friend Adam Ishay