Hey bicycle-pizza-cutter-buying guy, we did a quick straw poll of all your friends to see who cares that you ride a bicycle. Turns out none of them do.
As someone who actually has friends, those pizza cutters are never bought by the rider themselves. Their always bought by a family member under the pretense of "What do I get this asshole?"
Little bitch ass pizza
ReplyDeleteSome pretend to, like the way I pretend to care about their children's existence.
ReplyDeleteAs someone who actually has friends, those pizza cutters are never bought by the rider themselves. Their always bought by a family member under the pretense of "What do I get this asshole?"
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