It's a 98 with the 5.4, E4OD transmission, and big tires. You'd think it would make me want to offer free candy to small children, but instead it gives me the urge to run them over and park like Lopes.
dumping the big tires to some 18 year old chooch for his brand new road tires will help save the tranny. or just change the fluid and ride like a fucking professional.
Needs a "Felt Up" sticker. Keep it creepy, and still sponsor correct.
ReplyDeleteShould fit in nicely down by the river.
ReplyDeleteI can already hear the crappy stoner metal music coming out of it.
ReplyDeleteYou got a van or you got into a van after you were promised free candy?
ReplyDeleteYou might think about getting some vanity plates for your ride........I'd suggest something like: JUICMAN or. EPODUDE
ReplyDeleteI cant wait to seriously fuck with this thing at wherever I see it, like slash your tire and shit. Should have bought a sprinter you smuck.
ReplyDeleteANUSTART
ReplyDeleteDad finally kicked you out huh?
ReplyDeletePrepare to have expensive transmission issues. Also not the best shuttle rig.
ReplyDeletenice rape van now go kill yourself
ReplyDeleteNeeds some pictures of ice cream on the side.
ReplyDeleteYou should provide a picture of the red velour, satin sheets and 1970s posters inside. You can't hide it forever.......
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to the Chrysler Gold Member Edition?
ReplyDeleteHaters gonna hate. That thing is sweet. 4.6 or 5.4?
ReplyDeleteTen bucks says it already smells like man on man inside.
ReplyDelete^^^
ReplyDeleteHa ha. Nice one. Fucking funny.
It's a 98 with the 5.4, E4OD transmission, and big tires. You'd think it would make me want to offer free candy to small children, but instead it gives me the urge to run them over and park like Lopes.
ReplyDeletedumping the big tires to some 18 year old chooch for his brand new road tires will help save the tranny. or just change the fluid and ride like a fucking professional.
ReplyDeleteNice. I'm jealous of the high-top. Just spent the weekend riding slush in Big Bear and sleeping in our converted 3500 express.
ReplyDeleteyou parked it wrong amateur! you are supposed to take up 3 spaced like I do!
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