Monday, February 2, 2015

The Award

For dumbest mountain bike expression of all time:

goes to "earn your turns."


Instant KILL LIST status.
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10 comments:

  1. TomFebruary 2, 2015 at 11:12 AM

    I would have thought it was "Huck your meat"

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 2, 2015 at 11:28 AM

    shred the gnar?

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 2, 2015 at 12:10 PM

    boosh

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  4. AnonymousFebruary 2, 2015 at 12:42 PM

    any regurgitated crap from another sport=kill list

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  5. extra ham on that bangerFebruary 2, 2015 at 10:59 PM

    I especially enjoy regurgitated crap from other sports used out of context five years too late.

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  6. AnonymousFebruary 3, 2015 at 12:24 AM

    Anything related to describing dirt is typically annoying: Hero dirt, Brown Pow, Loam, etc...

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  7. AnonymousFebruary 3, 2015 at 12:36 PM

    How about "brrraaaapp". Seriously, shut the fuck up, you're a bike, not a motorcycle.

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  8. AnonymousFebruary 3, 2015 at 3:05 PM

    guilty as charged..

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  9. sploogeFebruary 4, 2015 at 10:44 AM

    "earn your turns" is still worse than all these other dipshit terms because the common context is some fucking dad on a 29er saying it as he pops an energy gel and climbs up the fire road you're about to shuttle.

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  10. ShuttleneckFebruary 6, 2015 at 7:28 PM

    Someone had daddy issues. Go earn your turns, son.

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