My bro told me the way those dudes mined nugz in that movie is like... next level. Could you imagine just you, your bros, a 6 pack, a truck, and a trail dog named "schralp" out defining your own space in some epic zone? Cuz like, trails to me are like an artistic expression. You get to leave your stamp on nature with a shovel and then all that's left is surfing the epic brown pow in the golden hour.
#partywave #blessed
I have $20 that says the movie will be at least 78% b-roll and slow-mo.
You are there for industry connections and inspect the sport for the latest trends and happenings. I work in China right now, 12 hour shift, I would be happy to go to Sea Otter. Cheer up spring child.
While you are out spacing and racing you probably missed Vinny T blowing up in his big line edit on Pinkbike. Rampage invite material. Can. You. even know what big line means? You won't touch it, It's beyond you yo. You haven't done a big bike edit since you rode a Mountain cycle, I bet you bring a trail bike to PA and get busted. These are major burns on your reputation. Sandy Ridge Shredder
Vinny T's edit puts all of ur accomplishments to shame. Nice job getting 20th at sell out sea otter while vinny was shredding gnar in hella sick zones. He's carving sick lines while you are selling handlebars. U probably don't even listen to metal anymore.
Dude, please don't recommend that anybody eat a bunch of whey protein before the PA race, that will stink up the shuttle Uhauls very badly. People shouldn't be drinking heavy beers or eating chili the night before either. Same with eggs in the morning, that sulfer will the Uhauls a miserable experience.
I don't think you can ride big mountain lines. It's funny when you talk so much shit on freeriders for being bro's when you seem like a dickhead jock wanna be frat bro. Just admit freeride has it's place just as much as world cup racing. Team robot is a lie. Go be a sell out in the back of the pack.
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ReplyDeleteTo get sunburned and have mind-numbing conversations with desperate PM's eager to sell 27.5+ as 'the next big thing?"
ReplyDeleteTo eat strange Japanese food in Seaside with me.
ReplyDeleteto stuff sausages in seat tubes
ReplyDeletethat's the ONLY reason why I go.
So don't leave your bike unattended
what about all the pro-hoes?
ReplyDeleteto have fat guys from the midwest shlep the new cool thing on you!
ReplyDeleteKILL THE MAN WHO QUESTIONS
LEGALIZE DRUGS AND MURDER
So that Port Angeles will be that much more amazing?
ReplyDeleteWe don't get excited to go to Sea Otter. We get excited to leave Sea Otter.
DeleteWe don't get excited to go to Sea Otter. We get excited to leave Sea Otter.
DeleteTo kill yourself.
ReplyDeleteTo watch the BUILDER premiere, bro.
ReplyDeleteMy bro told me the way those dudes mined nugz in that movie is like... next level. Could you imagine just you, your bros, a 6 pack, a truck, and a trail dog named "schralp" out defining your own space in some epic zone? Cuz like, trails to me are like an artistic expression. You get to leave your stamp on nature with a shovel and then all that's left is surfing the epic brown pow in the golden hour.
#partywave #blessed
I have $20 that says the movie will be at least 78% b-roll and slow-mo.
I just come here for Furbees double-posts/kill yourslef
ReplyDeleteYou are there for industry connections and inspect the sport for the latest trends and happenings. I work in China right now, 12 hour shift, I would be happy to go to Sea Otter. Cheer up spring child.
ReplyDeleteno ! he is there to get me one of these new shimano group. Hurry up little robot
ReplyDeleteWhats Sea Otter?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.mtb-mag.com/en/helmet-check-kyle-jamesons-custom-fest-series-tld-d3/
ReplyDeletecustom stickers
Apparently to place ahead of some big names... you been enduroiding?
ReplyDeleteLook on the bright side…most of the WC guys were 6 1/2 second behind Gwin last week.
ReplyDelete2:08.*69 is a pretty sweet time! I'd count that as a win, especially after beating the king of double parking yesterday!
ReplyDeleteTo wear your new FSA windbreaker.
ReplyDeleteFELT COMPULSION LAYING IT DOWN. HOW MUCH SAG ON RACE DAY ?
ReplyDeletebecause , even though you don't know it, you have become exactly what you made fun of years ago......
ReplyDeleteyou charlie, are a corporate bitch.
swallow the gravy charlie, swallow the gravy.
ben furbee and evan turpin are kooks.
ReplyDeletestraight up kooks.
To meet blopes
ReplyDeleteWhile you are out spacing and racing you probably missed Vinny T blowing up in his big line edit on Pinkbike. Rampage invite material. Can. You. even know what big line means? You won't touch it, It's beyond you yo. You haven't done a big bike edit since you rode a Mountain cycle, I bet you bring a trail bike to PA and get busted. These are major burns on your reputation.
ReplyDeleteSandy Ridge Shredder
Vinny T's edit puts all of ur accomplishments to shame. Nice job getting 20th at sell out sea otter while vinny was shredding gnar in hella sick zones. He's carving sick lines while you are selling handlebars. U probably don't even listen to metal anymore.
ReplyDeleteare you tibor95 over on the nsmb meltdown?
ReplyDeleteYou gotta wonder, who will be the fans favorite at Rampage in 2015, will White or Vinny T? I like vinny's style big time.
ReplyDeleteNow is a good time to take lots of Whey Protein to recover and get ready for Pt.A!
did you and nsmb discover what 'click bait' is at the exact same time?
ReplyDeletelol.
Dude, please don't recommend that anybody eat a bunch of whey protein before the PA race, that will stink up the shuttle Uhauls very badly. People shouldn't be drinking heavy beers or eating chili the night before either. Same with eggs in the morning, that sulfer will the Uhauls a miserable experience.
ReplyDeleteI don't think you can ride big mountain lines. It's funny when you talk so much shit on freeriders for being bro's when you seem like a dickhead jock wanna be frat bro. Just admit freeride has it's place just as much as world cup racing. Team robot is a lie. Go be a sell out in the back of the pack.
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