Friday, December 2, 2011

Team Krunkshox?



Is that you, McGuinness?



-Chaz

Thursday, December 1, 2011

TEAM-KRUNK SHOX



no one likes this guy but team robot will kill your kids to help him get a beer.
kill your self.
PFUNK

WASTE YOUR TIME

Warning: the A/V quality on these clips is somewhere between bad and horrible. No apologies, just deal with it.



The level of dick-crushing outta Sam Hill starting at 1:18 is mind-numbing. In three clips he redefines what riding should look like.













Rob Warner clip at 1:08=SWEET.



Does watching downhill on the computer count as practice? I hope so.

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Baaronbot:

I got this email from the Baaron:


"Look! the Asian's are trying to make their own team robot:"








Vintage Aaron, circa 2006, living in his van. It appears to be parked in a field, perhaps down by the river. Note that paying for rent or a hotel was clearly out of the question, but bringing all three bikes was always part of the plan for the Baaron:



Aaron Nachtrab. Team Robot for life.

Honorary Team Robot member: Ryan Fitzjerald


http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3967502/Tatt-poo-for-cheating.html


A FURIOUS woman is suing her ex-boyfriend after he tattooed a steaming poo on her back.
Rossie Brovent wants £60,000 in damages from Ryan Fitzjerald.

Rossie, from Dayton, Ohio, US, wanted a scene from the Narnia trilogy inked on her back.

Instead she was left with a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.

Tattoo artist Ryan turned rogue after discovering that Rossie had cheated on him with his best friend.

Rossie originally tried to have her ex-lover charged with assault but she had signed a consent form agreeing the tattoo design was "at the artist's discretion".

She said: "He tricked me by drinking a bottle of cheap wine with me and doing tequila shots before I signed it and got the tattoo.

"Actually I was passed out for most of the time, and woke up to this horrible image on my back."

robots dont have friends only humans they haven't killed yet

PNW Trail Edit from DiamondbackBMX on Vimeo.


Scott Matual slings bikes for money but also shreds bikes and has lived in fear of team robot for years. check out his sweet bail at the beginning of this vid.

Monday, November 28, 2011

Moto

Sliding is good







Sliding is bad