WARNING!!

Team Robot is coming for you.

pfunk

Vote and Die

http://www.vitalmtb.com/features/Vital-MTB-Weekly-Photo-Comp,277

Go to Vital and vote for TEAM ROBOT DO NOT KILL LIST member Billy Lewis. Make sure Billy and his cranked actual table don't lose to someone who took a picture of a frog jumping as a puddle gets splashed.

Your team

The more you know!

Here's the game:

See if you can guess which one is the real Maxxis Minion. But waaaaatch OUT! You'll have to navigate through two shameful, money seeking knockoffs to find the real one! Click the link to see if you've found the real Minion!





Is this a real Minion?





Is this a real Minion?






Is this a real Minion?





If you have any other Minion Knockoffs, post them in the comments below.

Today's game brought to you by Colin Bailey:

Robots don't say please

X-Fusion Signs Multi-Time World Champ BLopes

"There were a lot of athletes looking to ride X-Fusion for 2012, but we decided to work with Brian because he offers more than just a marketing face for the brand, he offers an entire marketing upper body. Most of the other riders we talked with talked to us with their shirts on, and being so covered up we felt like we just weren't getting as much of them as we'd like. With Brian's chest and insecurity on display 24/7, we feel like he is presenting as much of himself and our brand image as is legal in most counties.

We've already benefitted from his testing expertise and since he is riding everything from cross-country trails that he didn't build to downhill trails that he didn't build to pump tracks that he didn't build to dirt jumps that he didn't build, he can positively affect our entire product line. Since signing Brain last week we've already started sending all our forks out with sunglasses, and using one of Brian's pro tuning tricks from Marzocchi we pour an extra 2 quarts of oil into all our forks now. Because he rode Marzocchi's for like 10 years or something we trust that he really knows suspension." - John Hauer, X-Fusion Marketing Manager



Direct your underpowered human vision orbs to the upper starboard side of your screen and check out our new TEAM ROBOT poll. That's right, robots use nautical directions.

why so serious?

Bike movies keep getting more and more serious and more and more epic. I think it's a contest between filmers to show how little emotion they can put into bike riding. IT'S JUST SO SERIOUS. At this rate it's only a matter of time before this song shows up in a bike movie:



Because there is no smiling in MTB.





Team Robot 2012 team kits, shamelessly stolen from Bobby Stenson:

ZOMBIE SLINGSHOT?!

this guy rules, on all levels, his obsession with deadly slingshots and zombie apocalypse survival are a close second to his completely stereotypical little gay German voice. thanks to Jason for the link.

I feel like this would work really good on the empty skulls of poachers, not just zombies.
-Pfunk

Team Robot