Kevin Windham. Isn't he, like, a thousand years old by now? Monster dash for cash, 2011.
Sunday, May 27, 2012
BRRAAAAAAPPPPP
Kevin Windham. Isn't he, like, a thousand years old by now? Monster dash for cash, 2011.
Studying your enemy
After carefully studying the humans, we have concluded that their bodies are frail and weak.
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
More procrastinating
TEAM ROBOT APPROVED: The bungee cord is for all the tail you'll be picking up on this sweet rig.
Your team
Little bikes. Opposite threes and a table to turndown. Gnarly and tech. This definitely doesn't suck.
Tuesday, May 22, 2012
METAL MONDAY! (at 3 am)
your team listens to the soundtrack from three minute gaps ....
ALL HAIL TEAM-ROBOT!
ALL HAIL! ALL HAIL! ALL HAIL!
Bow before your masters!
ALL HAIL TEAM-ROBOT!
ALL HAIL! ALL HAIL! ALL HAIL!
Bow before your masters!
Thursday, May 17, 2012
Things you can't do
There are people who can do all of the things listed below. Statistically speaking, you're probably not one of them.
Things you can't do #1: Scrub.
Above: Ian Morrison, one of four or five riders who can actually scrub, going down with the ship at Whistler
Below: a Venn Diagram reiterating that you are probably not one of those four or five riders
Things you can't do #2: Nose manual.
Above: an actual nose manual
Below: your nose manual
Things you can't do #3: Build "the sickest jumps ever." You probably you can't ride them, either.
Above: The sickest jumps ever
Below: "The sickest jumps ever"
Things you can't do #4: Break those cuffs.
Things you can't do #1: Scrub.
Above: Ian Morrison, one of four or five riders who can actually scrub, going down with the ship at Whistler
Below: a Venn Diagram reiterating that you are probably not one of those four or five riders
Things you can't do #2: Nose manual.
Above: an actual nose manual
Below: your nose manual
Things you can't do #3: Build "the sickest jumps ever." You probably you can't ride them, either.
Above: The sickest jumps ever
Below: "The sickest jumps ever"
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| Your team |
Things you can't do #4: Break those cuffs.
Sunday, May 13, 2012
Wednesday, May 9, 2012
This
Sucks so bad. Jon from Diamondback sent me this, expecting I would have something hilarious to say on Team Robot. I've got nothing; It's reached a level of badness that renders even my most powerful weapons useless.
See how far you can make it through. Here's the leader's board right now:
Kyle Thomas: 30 seconds
Charlie Sponsel: 1 minute 20 seconds
Billy Lewis: 1:38
My dad: 2:35
Due to the upchuck reflex, make sure you have a trash can or fairly expendable hat nearby before you hit play.
To get that bad taste out of your mouth, I'll leave you with something that doesn't suck:
No, that sucks, too.
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