METAL MONDAY!

The real Port Angeles

Dan Godard stoked at the laundromat:

"I wanted to help but 20 minutes of talking and I just wanted to take this picture. I heard everything from aliens to cell phones in your head in india to car crashes. Best evesdropping I've done in a while."

-Ben Furbee

Kitt Turbo Boost Tribute

It took me an hour to find this again, because Lars Ullrich sucks and doesn't want you to enjoy his music unless you pay Steve Jobs first. I think I-Tunes money goes directly into Steve's bank account, but that's just a guess. Anyway, almost all the copies have been taken down.

I found this one at "au.youtube.com" which I can only assume is the youtube site for Austria, or Australia, or some other place that sucks and hates freedom. Enjoy:

NW Cup results

Your NW Cup #2 Practice Podium

1. Alex Eley for bending his bar 45 degrees and turning his hand into an overfilled red balloon animal
2. Strobel for being awesome and being the first to huck the road
3. Trevor Parkinson's for exploding at 30mph and walking away

Honorable mention: Brook MacDonald looked pinned and rides angry.

Irish Colin

Just posted this photo on Pinkbike:

The caption is "that's 1080 pounds." So awesome. I can't write this stuff.

BOW TO

TO DESTROY YOU

Chris Kovarik and Claire Buchar in big auto accident, but going to be okay

No joke here, while driving they got hit head on by a big out of control SUV. They are okay, but it sounds pretty scary. Story here:

http://canadiandhgirls.wordpress.com/2013/04/22/lucky-to-be-alive/

Just remember, bikes are inherently dangerous. Cars are ridiculously dangerous.

What you were all waiting to see

The one, the only, the unintelligible: Sam Hill.

Sea Otter 2013 - Sam Hill Interview on Pinkbike



The Sam Hill Interview drinking game: every time you understand a word he says, drink. You will be sober all night.

Pirate Ship for Sale

http://gulfport.craigslist.org/boa/3730171827.html

Because sometimes you need to listen to Ice T.