More Clay Porter

Clay Porter responds to TEAM ROBOT (brought to you by the comments section):




CLAY PORTER said...

I LOVE SLOW MOTION I HATE THE MOVIES I USED TO MAKE THAT WEREN'T SLOWED DOWN, PLAYED METAL, AND FEATURED AMERICAN RACES.










Clay Porter-
"Every race, man, is like a symphony of speed"

Normal human being-
"So why is everything in slow-mo with overly dramatic synth'd opuses for a soundtrack?"

CP-
"Yeah, bro. Because, you have to engulf yourself in the vibe and the soul of racing. It's like the whole film is one big crescendo with no finale in sight"

NHB-
"Are you just trying to insert a musical term into everything you say?"

CP-
"...Arpeggio"





(Editor's note: Those photos I found of Clay Porter were produced, directed, and shot by Clay Porter)