Sunday, November 6, 2011

RACING ISN'T FUNNY IT'S REALLY SERIOUS

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CLAY PORTER WANTS YOU TO REMEMBER THAT THERE ARE NO SMILES IN BIKE RACING. EVER.
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2 comments:

  1. CLAY PORTERNovember 6, 2011 at 10:04 PM

    I LOVE SLOW MOTION I HATE THE MOVIES I USED TO MAKE THAT WEREN'T SLOWED DOWN, PLAYED METAL, AND FEATURED AMERICAN RACES.

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  2. AnonymousNovember 6, 2011 at 10:47 PM

    Clay Porter-
    "Every race, man, is like a symphony of speed"

    Normal human being-
    "So why is everything in slow-mo with overly dramatic synth'd opuses for a soundtrack?"

    CP-
    "Yeah, bro. Because, you have to engulf yourself in the vibe and the soul of racing. It's like the whole film is one big crescendo with no finale in sight"

    NHB-
    "Are you just trying to insert a musical term into everything you say?"

    CP-
    "...Arpeggio"

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