Thursday, February 6, 2014

In the ongoing case against Canada

Seriously, these are some of the worst looking bikes ever made. Am I the only person seeing this?

"Oh, but that's an '09 Delirium, Charlie. The new ones are better."



Here's a pretty modern, sleek looking 2013 Knolly build, with reasonable parts in a tasteful all black scheme with a few subtle green accents. Tell me, in your heart of hearts, what's the worst looking part of this bike. Honestly:




I'll give you a hint:


You know, the part that Knolly's responsible for.
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12 comments:

  1. Slow CO guyFebruary 6, 2014 at 3:48 PM

    Yo dawg, I heard you like linkages. So I put linkages on your linkages.

    That's actually my first yo dawg joke ever. Bringing it back hot topic style.

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  2. Shea JordanFebruary 6, 2014 at 4:08 PM

    Try riding one they are actually very responsive. The technology used is impressive the ability to fine tune the shock rate indepented of wheel path has so many advantages. Having an active suspension also has many benifits.

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  3. Shoeless JoeFebruary 6, 2014 at 5:20 PM

    Pretty much any 4-bar style bike can be designed with wheel path independent of shock rate. So...

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  4. KnarlyFebruary 6, 2014 at 6:46 PM

    shit looks like an erector set.

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  5. AnonymousFebruary 6, 2014 at 6:51 PM

    I would rather be riding a FELT ...and be just like Charlie!! #sofresh Go Enduro Go. https://www.feltbicycles.com/blog/?p=3921

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  6. bobbyFebruary 6, 2014 at 8:25 PM

    Build a bridge out of 'er!

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  7. Shut upFebruary 6, 2014 at 8:27 PM

    1: everyone on a bike looks like a weiner
    2: dh bikes are about the boingin

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  8. AnonymousFebruary 7, 2014 at 11:13 PM

    Suspension goes squissssh. Squish squish.

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  9. UnknownFebruary 8, 2014 at 1:06 AM

    I've always hated the look of Knollys designs. BUT, extra linkage and all, i do have a soft spot for the podium. i think it looks good

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  10. Hank StamperFebruary 8, 2014 at 7:41 AM

    Felt the shame all the down here.

    Tony Ellsworth has Canadian in him.

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  11. BrandonFebruary 15, 2014 at 4:48 PM

    god, i love you for this.. :)

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  12. AnonymousFebruary 27, 2014 at 12:03 AM

    I've been waiting for someone to say this for a long time.

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