im not sure if i can take you seriously after you wearing those goggles. you should blog about goggle wearers - i particularly want to call out north americans and their influence on australians. And then i hear the voices of the desperate "nyeeeee but I need goggles to keep the dust out nyeeeeee"
#Sponselship
ReplyDeletesomeone missed leg day, since you fell out of your mom's canyon
ReplyDeletewho needs knee pads anyway?
ReplyDeletenice goggles
ReplyDeleteknee pads are for pussies, especially riding a fucking trail bike.
ReplyDeletewhat's with the train?
That's mega-evo dude!!!!
ReplyDeleteim not sure if i can take you seriously after you wearing those goggles. you should blog about goggle wearers - i particularly want to call out north americans and their influence on australians. And then i hear the voices of the desperate "nyeeeee but I need goggles to keep the dust out nyeeeeee"
ReplyDeleteWheres the FAT BIKE !
ReplyDeleteAt least you don't have to wear a Smith helmet.
ReplyDeleteGoggles are sweet fools!
ReplyDeleteBy claiming otherwise you are stating;
A) I am a nerd inter-web jockey who has never been outside so I don't understand mud and roost.
B) I am a conceited fashionista who chooses form over function and doesn't ride in adverse conditions to avoid soiling my darling outfit.
So felt doesn't make a downhill bike bike so what do you ride? or are you a total sell out?
ReplyDeletemaybe you should get some better sponsels
goggles and stash: ad for a 70s porn remake?
ReplyDelete^^ ^^ ^^
ReplyDeletestash = no
cockbroom = yes
Since no-one else has, let me point out the irony of Charlie being used to advertise a double crankset
ReplyDeleteTrainsfer stage?
ReplyDeleteHahaha. Cockstash....fucking epic.
ReplyDeleteya FUCK kneepads. i never crash
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