Instead I'm stuck here in Colorado, where mountain biking goes to die.
EDITOR'S NOTE: no just kidding about Leogang. Sorry guys, I looked at the trackwalks on Vital and Pinkbike and thought there was a bunch of wide, fresh track. Then I watched the Claudio track preview and realized the track is 95% the same as last year. My bad, sorry to deceive you, it's still business as usual at Leogang. Busy as usual, plus 200 feet of soon-to-be one line rut.
Your mom's a one line rut.
ReplyDelete2nd comment! fuck me sideways
ReplyDelete^^^^^^Cunt faced fag fucker right here.
ReplyDeleteHard to complain when there's zero chance you would qualify anyway, one line or not. Keep living the dream and complaining about trails across the country. Maybe you'll even podium at a few regional enduro races along with some other other guys nobody has ever heard of
ReplyDeleteGo home.
ReplyDeleteAre Felt DH bikes any good? You never see fast riders on them...
ReplyDeleteRegional enduro races. Best comment in a while. Sponsel ftw!
ReplyDeleteThere are worse places to be stuck. But yes, mtb'ing sucks in CO. Please spread the word. Thanks for coming, take your seeds and stems with you.
ReplyDeleteYou were refused the tit as an infant weren't you?
ReplyDeleteIs it possible that MTB sucks in CO because so many of you fuckers are stoned? Just askin.
ReplyDeleteIt's impossible to have a bad ride while stoned. Just sayin.
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