took the words right out of our metal robot mouths

“If the pen was actually mightier than the sword, I would have a field day. It would be a fucking bloodbath.” Raymond Pettibon.

interview

Scariest POS ever

New bikes for 2010

New team bikes! We at Team Robot are really excited to be working with DopeShit Rim Company for 2010.















I know, it's not funny anymore. We're really running out of material here.


I don't know if i've already posted this car picture, but it's still sweet:



















So what's going on at Teamr0b0tland? Mainly:

1. The Baaron's still selling his bike
2. Your Team sucks
3. Our Team rules
4. I went down to California and rode a roller coaster that was so scary it wasn't fun.
5. Your Team still sucks
6. Digging a new downhill trail. No, you don't know where it is.
7. No, I'm not going to tell you
8. The TEAM ROBOT resume looks sweet. Check it out:

http://www.scribd.com/doc/22046075

METAL MONDAY!!

classic maiden for your monday.

On the topic of rollerblading:

selling my glory hole

If you’ve been looking for a chance to own part of what’s made team robot so awesomely amazing over the past 2 seasons, here it is! I’m selling my Glory frame in preparation for next year’s bike.

Konarider69

First of all, watch the "Count Censored" vid in post #400. Amazing. Watch it twice.

Second of all, Patrick sent you to konarider69's profile, but he neglected to show you some of the highlights. Check out these works of genius:














Well, as if the previous Konarider69 revolution in suspension technology wasn't enough, check out his eighteen link, shock-placement-would-put-it-in-the-tire, single-pivot wonder:















On a lighter note, this is the best BMX segment in a long time. Jaw dropping, good old fashioned shredding on creative, often times massive lines. NO TAILWHIPS!!!

400TH POST!!

ROBOTS like numbers and 400 is a big one so we are pretty excited.

first off i think i am going to purchase this for a practical and stylish pit vehicle for at the races.

this is pretty funny


actual internet conversation with drew (pooh bear) check out his blog

"haha
i just found out i have swastikas all over me in sharpie
at least i hope it is sharpie"

"it says slut hunter on my arm
haha"

fbm put up the whole gypsy caravan vid.

Full Gypsy Caravan Video 08 from FBM BMX on Vimeo.

and one of our favorite pinkbike people ever. KONA-RIDER69

Brian Lopes

This is actually on the Kenda Website:

"Brian Lopes wanted Kenda to make a tire that would roll fast and grip well for his style of riding: hard, fast and winning."




















Yeah, I bet. Do I even need to finish this joke? Yes.


"Brian Lopes wanted Kenda to make a... that would roll fast and grip well for his style of riding: hard, fast..."

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