Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Fluidride Cup/Pro GRT: Be there

And destroy this bicycle/rider. It's spray paint people. Spray paint on a brand new World Championship winning bike.

Kill them all

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Your bikes suck

Your Team bikes:

Our Team bikes:

Thursday, April 23, 2009


Robbo's 'Up In Smoke' Bonus from Seventies Distribution on Vimeo.

Badass trails video from Ingalund, music courtesy of the Black Angels. Our trails here in Oregon are running, so that's awesome.


Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Tires are sweet. Thanks Intense Tire Systems, you're the man.

I helped pack some handlebars at Tonic. Radbars ready to ship.

Custom no-padding slalom seat? Finished and ready to wait 2 and a half months until the first slalom race. Waaaaa...


Monday, April 20, 2009


better late then never. your blog sucks.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Sunday, April 12, 2009


melt your face off!

A long, long time ago...

So, I finally got my video camera back from the police. Funny story. I filmed the first trail jam we had, and then left the camera at an unfortunate location...

Apparently the Lake Oswego Police Department thought I was involved in a large explosion sometime around the 4th of July. I accidently left a bag with the camera and some other stuff at the site of our old trails (and coincidentally ALSO the site where the alleged explosion went off), and they held my very sensitive shit as evidence for 9 months. There was an hour of bike riding and nothing else on the tape, but that didn't stop the police from threatening me and my parents with "Damning video evidence of the explosion, and Charlie preparing and lighting it." So the day I filmed our trail jam I lost the camera for 9 months, and was almost charged with a felony. Which also meant that I had to buy a new camera for the people I borrowed it from. Sweet.

Well, anyway, $1000 in legal fees later, I got the camera back. And since I bought my friend a new camera, $225.00 later, I now own a used camera for the price of a new one.

Brought to you by the LOPD:


Saturday, April 11, 2009

Ladies and gentlemen, Mick Freakin Hannah

Mick Hannah is rad, and qualified first at the SA world cup. BUT the stupid video is really loud, and automatically plays. So that sucked. So I removed the video. Deal with it.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Team Pussybot

Team Robot

Chazzbot- 12th Pro
Pattron- 9th Cat 1

Expect better in the future

Friends of Team Robot:

Luciano- 4th Junior Cat 1
Paul- Old balls Cat 1
Felipe Laredo Wiering- 7th Pro
Eric Loney- 28th (with a crash, but expect this sort of performance all year, if you know what I mean)

Offical results found here: RESULTBOT-SITE.com

People on bikes going fast

Monday, April 6, 2009


Fluidride Cup #1

Radness occurred, the least fun person person in the world won the race, and Chazbot and Padwick didn't win, or come very close to winning, their respective categories. Bad photos on the way...

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Major Announcements:

Best band ever:

Most original riding/web video content ever:

Best country ever: