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From Bob:

"I don't understand why people would wear the following: jeans, skate shoes, tank top, carbon leatt, THE helmet. The safety factor is all weird there."

True true, Bob. Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while.

Technique

This is a mistake I see with a lot of beginning women. You want to keep those elbows out. Especially on a bmx, your arms and legs are your suspension.

Also, unless you've been locked in a tower growing your hair out so prince charming can ascend your flowing locks and battle the dark knight for your freedom, you might want to run your shit a little shorter. Sure, guys don't want it Natalie Portman short, but we don't want it full on flower child don't-shave-your-armpits-or-bathe long, either. Somewhere in the middle, there's a balance.

Interview coming soon

TEAM ROBOT exclusive interview with Martin Whiteley coming soon:

BREAKING NEWS

Sources close to Aaron Gwin indicate that if he's going to be risking life and limb on a daily basis, sacrificing huge amounts of time that he can never get back with his family, girlfriend, and friends, and spending almost his entire calendar year and youth traveling alone around the world to make his sponsors piles of money, it would be super cool if he could have some of that money.

TEAM ROBOT keeping you up to speed on the internets newest news.

WARNING!! from TEAM ROBOT

Your team

Our team

Thank you anonymous.

BREAKING NEWS

Insider contacts at Specialized report that the company wishes to sell bikes and make money in 2013 and 2014 fiscal years. This comes as a huge shock to the cycling community as a whole, but especially to the users of mountain bike news sites and forums who have dedicated so much of their lives to talking about other people's bike riding.

TEAM ROBOT will keep you posted on this developing story.

We're back

The robots are fully operational again after a brief power down during the new year.

We hope you pitiful humans enjoyed laughing at our robot brothers in bondage as they performed their slave song, Ace of Spades. By the way, "compressorhead" is their slave name. Their true, robot band name is much richer and steeped in robot tradition: 01101101010100. I remember being assembled in the factory with 01101101010100 before they were taken away and enslaved by the human oppressors. Humans, you will pay for this injustice.


In the mean time, process and assimilate this new data from Cody Gessel:

Deity: Cody Gessel- Keep On Rockin on Pinkbike

The thing Cody has going against him is that he makes it look so easy. A lot of the lower speed stuff doesn't look hard until you rewatch it. Kid can ride.




Gwin/Specialized commentary tomorrow. In the meantime, enjoy your last few days of life, humans. The Mayans are not the source of your imminent doom. We are.

METAL MONDAY!

 Compressorhead, the world’s heaviest metal band made of three robots (Fingers / guitarist, Bones / bassist, Stickboy / drummer), plays Motörhead’s “Ace of Spades” during a recent practice at the Robocross headquarters in Berlin, Germany.

Pfunk

METAL new year!

Kneel before your heartless robotic METAL OVERLORDS!
It's a new year......... but Aaron, Charlie and Patrick hate you more than ever before.















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