Thursday, November 25, 2010

Thanksgiving: not a religious event





George Washington's 1789 Thanksgiving Proclamation

Whereas it is the duty of all nations to acknowledge the providence of Almighty God, to obey His will, to be grateful for His benefits, and humbly to implore His protection and favor; and Whereas both Houses of Congress have, by their joint committee, requested me to "recommend to the people of the United States a day of public thanksgiving and prayer, to be observed by acknowledging with grateful hearts the many and signal favors of Almighty God, especially by affording them an opportunity peaceably to establish a form of government for their safety and happiness:"

Now, therefore, I do recommend and assign Thursday, the 26th day of November next, to be devoted by the people of these States to the service of that great and glorious Being who is the beneficent author of all the good that was, that is, or that will be; that we may then all unite in rendering unto Him our sincere and humble thanks for His kind care and protection of the people of this country previous to their becoming a nation; for the signal and manifold mercies and the favorable interpositions of His providence in the course and conclusion of the late war; for the great degree of tranquility, union, and plenty which we have since enjoyed; for the peaceable and rational manner in which we have been enable to establish constitutions of government for our safety and happiness, and particularly the national one now lately instituted for the civil and religious liberty with which we are blessed, and the means we have of acquiring and diffusing useful knowledge; and, in general, for all the great and various favors which He has been pleased to confer upon us.

And also that we may then unite in most humbly offering our prayers and supplications to the great Lord and Ruler of Nations and beseech Him to pardon our national and other transgressions; to enable us all, whether in public or private stations, to perform our several and relative duties properly and punctually; to render our National Government a blessing to all the people by constantly being a Government of wise, just, and constitutional laws, discreetly and faithfully executed and obeyed; to protect and guide all sovereigns and nations (especially such as have shown kindness to us), and to bless them with good governments, peace, and concord; to promote the knowledge and practice of true religion and virtue, and the increase of science among them and us; and, generally to grant unto all mankind such a degree of temporal prosperity as He alone knows to be best.

Given under my hand, at the city of New York, the 3d day of October, A.D. 1789.

G. Washington



Clearly not a religious holiday.

Four Videos Four Loko







Summer with Matt Priest from Johnny Elia on Vimeo.






That's right, the last clip has Walker, Gary Busey, a Federal Witness with down syndrome, and six, count em six, round house kicks to polish Gary off. Perfection is what I think we call that.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Old frame headed out/Guy Marsh headed up/Danny Hart going fast



My XL evil faction is for sale over on pinkbike if anyone's interested. Sweet frame, two big thumbs up. I thought I wouldn't be said to see her go, but it hurts just a little on the inside.





Cory Tepper clicked this absolute banger of Guy Marsh. SO sick. Perfect trails shot. Perfect.





Danny Hart can turn really, really well.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Trebuchet for sale

I'm finally selling the trebuchet. $1000 if you are interested. Here's the link:

http://portland.craigslist.org/clc/for/2073326592.html




Gallon challenge

I went on to facebook today. That's right, I have a Facebook account. I had not been on in about 6 months, maybe a year? I was shocked and amused to discover I had 240 outstanding friend requests.

While I was there, I found a photo album from 2008 on a friend's account titled, "Gallon challenge." I never knew these photos existed. So pumped.




Earlier in the day we purchased this couch for $1.00 at value village. We split the purchase four ways, and I am still a 25% shareholder. I have no idea why on earth I didn't buy that shirt, though.



Later in the night we found our way to Winco, the site of many of our gallon challenge attempts. This was probably attempt #5 or so. By now we had learned to use food coloring to differentiate between different people's gallons. For this particular attempt we had sixteen participants.




Lots of cute colors.






As usual, I failed. But I came so close. Check out how little pastel yellow dairy product is left in my gallon. So close. That was a good pair of shoes before I vomited on them.That night, no one succeeded. On the bright side, we made the boring Winco parking a lot more colorful.


Mondraker bikes



Is this head angle really necessary?

Friday, November 19, 2010

Long distance digging

We've been refining the art of digging at the trails. It's an imperfect science, but we're really excited about our newest technique: Long Distance Digging.

It's super efficient.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010