Things you can't do #1: Scrub.
Above: Ian Morrison, one of four or five riders who can actually scrub, going down with the ship at Whistler
Below: a Venn Diagram reiterating that you are probably not one of those four or five riders
Things you can't do #2: Nose manual.
Above: an actual nose manual
Below: your nose manual
Things you can't do #3: Build "the sickest jumps ever." You probably you can't ride them, either.
Above: The sickest jumps ever
Below: "The sickest jumps ever"
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Things you can't do #4: Break those cuffs.
2 comments:
Chazz- you need to hit Rampage this year. And I don't mean playing Hacky Sack in the parking lot (like you usually do).......I mean doing tuck no-handers off the BIG drops bro. Only then you can claim: "I can't do" such and such
You can't even do tables. Or scrubs. Or nose manuals for that matter. Stop sucking robot.
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