Thursday, December 6, 2012

Do not kill list

Follow the link, you won't be sorry

This is the sort of out of the box thinking that earns you a coveted spot on the DO NOT KILL LIST, and exemplifies a lifestyle I like to call "the Gary Busey Program."

Self sufficient. Off the grid. Untrackable. When the robots come to make soup bowls out of your loved ones skulls, breast milk guy will still be doing his thing in the woods, away from the mechanized destruction of everything you hold dear, nourished by thousands of calories of pure, untrackable energy.

"I am really enjoying the milk now and am always surprised how each glass tastes different.”

Bottoms up, breast milk guy. TEAM ROBOT salutes you and every one of those warm, creamy glasses of victory.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I just puked in my lap.