Saturday, November 30, 2013

You're all pussies

Thank you spending money and supporting our industry and my racing, but if you can't turn an 11-36 cassette you are a gigantic pussy.

Just so we're all on the same page: You don't have to run a 40 tooth up front and be a tough guy. A 32 is fine. If you can't turn a 34 with an 11-36 out back, you're probably not going that fast down the hill anyway, so that 32 isn't going to hold you back too much.

But if you honestly can't pedal a 32 front-36 rear combo up everything short of a wall, you should just kill yourself. And just to clarify, it's okay if you can't clean every single climb on every single ride. That's called mountain biking.


Anonymous said...

you clearly don't ride in alpine regions

Weak pussy who should give up mountain biking and kill himself said...

I just ordered the Oneup cog, which makes me such a pussy that I can't kill myself. Could you strangle me with your gigantic legs that don't need low gears, please?

Anonymous said...

Pushing your bike up a hill is called hiking. I prefer to mountain bike all the way up. The hikers are the pussies.