Germany

I've been in Europe for 4 days now. Here are my abbreviated thughts so far.


Things Germans love:
1. David Hasselhoff
2. Techno
3. Beer
4. Not J-walking. Ever.
5. Wearing Lederhosen
6. Wearing nothing
7. Reggae. Bummer.

Things Germans don't love:
1. People J-walking.
2. Eye contact.
3. Smiling.
4. Anyone getting in their way at all.
5. Me?