Friday, June 5, 2015

BREAKING NEWS!!!! from TEAM ROBOT

UCI kills another revenue stream for downhill: http://www.pinkbike.com/news/uci-notification-on-helmet-cams-2015.html





In a related story, UCI execs wonder aloud why downhill isn't more successful during meeting to decide what color to paint Learjet for U23 XC olympic hopefuls for bi-annual training camp.


14 comments:

Reformed Roadie said...

What the UCI should do is hire all of the crooks sacked from FIFA to run the show...if they aren't incarcerated.

Anonymous said...

Mountain biking is si rammed full of cunts at the moment, and that's not including the UCI.
Fuck off and die Charlie cunt face fag fucker.

Adam said...

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I think that guy is from the UCI... Just a hunch.

Sean said...

Shoulda banned helmet cams at Sandy instead

Anonymous said...

Ban all helmet cam footage, it generally looks shite anyway.

Anonymous said...

The UCI don't give a fuck about your shitty cam footage, they're trying to make things a bit safer. Retards don't get it. Jog on...

Anonymous said...

What is a cunt faced fag fucker?

Anyone have any go pro on that?

Screwface said...

If you were fast or interesting enough to be paid for your footage you might feel differently. Its a poor sport that keeps its own pros poor. Do right by those at the sharp end and embrace innovation opportunities for marketability. Eliminating such cheap and direct exposure really hurts. And safety? Have you ever ridden DH! It's a little plastic box and they're among the best. Ban them in lower classes, not the top.

Doom said...

Everybody should put their money where their mouth is and boycott the UCI DH race in Fort Bill this weekend and instead just watch ews highlight videos.

Anonymous said...

Trouble is, despite everyone hating on the UCI, nobody has the balls to boycott them. Too much talk and no action.

skreef said...

Personally I think the robots are misguided 90% of the time, this time included, but they must be making some sort of point based on the visceral hate they are dragging out of the dark corners of this dork sport. so I figure, just keep on keeping on. some one has to give the middle managers something to talk about while they strap on their knee pads before dropping into half nelson.

Anonymous said...

Under the visor is actually a really good mounting set up, at least with a go pro. I'd imagine other cameras could be set up well this way too

Anonymous said...

What the hell are you talking about? Middle managers? Visceral hate? Weird comment.

Anonymous said...

"embrace innovation opportunities for marketability"

Meaning... to sell visors with mounts, or? What the fuck are you taking about?