Tuesday, July 21, 2015

We're all pussies



More in the "mountain biking is easy" category.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

FIST

Reformed Roadie said...

Mountain biking is easy and we're all pussies?

That is like saying Bender is a better rider than Gwin.

If you aren't smart enough to wear a helmet while doing some of that shit, really, the government should step prevent them from breeding.

Reformed Roadie said...

Mountain biking is easy and we're all pussies?

That is like saying Bender is a better rider than Gwin.

If you aren't smart enough to wear a helmet while doing some of that shit, really, the government should step in and prevent them from breeding.

Bender fan #1 said...

I don't even think Bender would approve. Bender always said "Go Big... gotta go big! "
Most of these guys are just spinning and twisting.

The most legendary story about Bender is the time he showed up at Park City and someone started a rumor that he was gonna huck off a cliff he had never even seen. He looked at went for it, didn't back down. Another time he hucked The Manager feature at Whistler, down to the wood. He would just show up everywhere and go huge. Nobody transformed freeriding like Bender, nobody transformed racing like Palmer. Transformers: Robots in disguise

Anonymous said...

^ I like this guy

Anonymous said...

Piss flaps

Try harder do better said...

I dont think we need to worry about the government stopping these dudes from breeding, those rails are doing a pretty good job.

Anonymous said...

"More in the "mountain biking is easy" category."

Are those guys riding mountain bikes?

Bender fan #1 said...

Try harder, An excellent example of natural selection to keep these losers from being dead beat dad's. Street riding insures that they are simply just losers with no long term impact on society.

Tina said...

This is the 1% of BMX street. The other 99% ride flat rails at walking pace. Watch any video on TCU, its pathetic.

Andrew said...

Anyone who rides BMX without a helmet has made a dumb decision. Stupid dumb decision. One bump on the dome is all it takes. The human skull will break long before concrete or asphalt in these situations. I suppose if you think you're tough enough or too cool for school or whatever that isn't the case...but in that case it goes to prove you can't fix stupid.

Anonymous said...

BMX'ers riding with no helmet and no brakes = Darwin awards

Self aware Huge pussie said...

But that's just it guys,

Bmx riders are really stupid, or alternatively . . .

we're all pussies.

You see it seems really dangerous, and wreck less, and omg. But that's because . . . we're all pussies. And what is uneventful and regular to real men is frightening and unimaginable to us pussies.

Anonymous said...

god I love watching the trick multi-fail rage...just absolute gold