Monday, February 2, 2015

The Award

For dumbest mountain bike expression of all time:

goes to "earn your turns."


Instant KILL LIST status.

10 comments:

Tom said...

I would have thought it was "Huck your meat"

Anonymous said...

shred the gnar?

Anonymous said...

boosh

Anonymous said...

any regurgitated crap from another sport=kill list

extra ham on that banger said...

I especially enjoy regurgitated crap from other sports used out of context five years too late.

Anonymous said...

Anything related to describing dirt is typically annoying: Hero dirt, Brown Pow, Loam, etc...

Anonymous said...

How about "brrraaaapp". Seriously, shut the fuck up, you're a bike, not a motorcycle.

Anonymous said...

guilty as charged..

splooge said...

"earn your turns" is still worse than all these other dipshit terms because the common context is some fucking dad on a 29er saying it as he pops an energy gel and climbs up the fire road you're about to shuttle.

Shuttleneck said...

Someone had daddy issues. Go earn your turns, son.