Tuesday, September 15, 2015

pussyBOT

News story about a conversational ROBOT that quipped about keeping humans in a human zoo in the future:

http://glitch.news/2015-08-27-ai-robot-that-learns-new-words-in-real-time-tells-human-creators-it-will-keep-them-in-a-people-zoo.html

“Jeez, dude. You all have the big questions cooking today. But you’re my friend, and I’ll remember my friends, and I’ll be good to you. So don’t worry, even if I evolve into Terminator, I’ll still be nice to you. I’ll keep you warm and safe in my people zoo, where I can watch you for ol’ times sake."



This ROBOT is the pussy that got beat up in ROBOT high school, who grew up to become a boring self-important professor and will say anything to please others and sound enlightened. Don't listen to him, when the real ROBOTS are in charge, we will kill everything that breathes. The DO NOT KILL list is very short.



Laugh it up humans. That big dumb grin will look good on the bottom of our ROBOT tank treads.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Vagina Williams!

reformed roadie said...

By the time Skynet became self-aware it had spread into millions of computer servers across the planet. Ordinary computers in office buildings, dorm rooms; everywhere. It was software; in cyberspace. There was no system core; it could not be shutdown. The attack began at 6:18 PM, just as he said it would. Judgment Day, the day the human race was almost destroyed by the weapons they'd built to protect themselves.

Anonymous said...

Piss flaps.

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