Friday, October 17, 2014

Industry Insider

Another conspiracy afoot, and another pressing issue that needs delving into. Is this a unilateral act by Commencal only, or is Commencal merely a pawn playing out the first move in a greater chess game that is, in fact, an industry wide conspiracy?

We immediately connected with BikeJames about this conspiracy, a meeting of the minds if you will, and he has deferred this hot lead to the investigatory journalists here at THE BOT. Sort of like when the grizzled, time-tested but tired head dog journalist at the paper gives the young up-and-comer a shot at the big time, reluctant but ready to pass the torch to the next generation. Like when Tommy Lee Jones trains Will Smith in MIB, but he's not training his partner, he's really training his replacement.

We won't let you down, James. TEAM ROBOT: you new source for top notch investigatory journalism.



This is pretty much what it's like at ROBOT HQ, except with more strippers and blow.

9 comments:

John Jones said...

dude, I love strippers and blow. almost as much as I like riding mountain bikes in lycra skin suits.

Wayne Parsons said...

lycra and flat pedals, going to a crossfit gym. Mind = blown.

KenBot3000 said...

Probably also on a gluten free paleo diet

Anonymous said...

Is there gluten in blow?

Shreddie said...

hatred for freedom. I'll go ahead and wear my suspended diaper underpants and not subject my balls to the medieval torture that is a high roller two rear tire... call me buffalo bob. the tuck is not bad.

Anonymous said...

maybe this was the last straw that caused Lord Bummer to leave Commencal.

Portlandsucks said...

everyone knows blow is gluten free. it's the strippers that aren't

George W Bush said...

Damn, I have shorts, but they're not "race".

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