Friday, October 17, 2014

Kill me now

If I never hear the word "zone" used in a mountain bike context ever again, I'll be a happy robot.


If there aren't any trails there yet, you can just call it "a hill."

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

so bitter

Anonymous said...

I don't know what it means, you should do a dictionary of Rampage and freeride terminology.

Anonymous said...

Reading your blog gives me a tingling feeling in my "Zone"

The Coach , CLC said...

This kid is making the video you should have made at the Rampage "site". The lines are obviously primo

http://vitalmtb.com/videos/member/Flowing-New-Rampage,27186/iceman2058,94

If Teamrobot could just ride that upper knife ridge line like this dude- I, we, everyone, sponsors, Obama etc, would be wholly impressed .

jungle said...

More annoying to me is the term ' laps ' , sure if you are riding up and down that makes it a lap , but if you are uplifting/chairlift/pushing it's not a lap , NOT a lap.

A lap is a circuit that returns to it's starting point as the finish , XC/AM/Enduro guys do laps (or at least should many uplfit their ' do it all ' bikes ) .

Dh riders do runs.

Anonymous said...

More annoying to me is the name Jungle. You say I can't take my enduro bike on lift? F off and you know what F stands for. If I hike my DH bike up then is it NOT a lap? I say IT IS A LAP! See how stupid everything you say is?

DH riders do your girlfriend. Cause you sat on the seat to long pedaling and are impotent now.

Jungle said...

Actually I'm a DHer that pushes up the hill to get my runs out :)
Runs not laps , can you think of any other sport where you only ride/run/fly/what ever half way , then get a lift to the top and call it a lap ?

Examples of runs : DK skiing , DH MTB , toboggan , WRC rally , 100 meter sprints.

Examples of laps : F1 , any running event over 400m , XC/AM , anything where you return to the start by the form of locomotion you started with.

Anonymous said...

It IS a lap.

Anonymous said...

I just lapped you again on my DH sled.

Anonymous said...

lap dance